I noticed that my last profile post was six fuckin' years ago, and I got sad because I wondered if any of my old pals from like a million years ago ever floated by and thought I had ceased to be.

So for anyone might care, I still frequent Newgrounds, mostly to watch old shit like Email!!, or to remember to deposit XP. I don't often swing by the forums, mostly because I miss the banter of us 'regs', in days long past, or the user-inserted stories we used to write. It's nice to see so many familiar names there from time to time.

Speaking of stories, check out my magnum opus, The Penis. Who doesn't love a good story about a giant rampaging cock?