Score: 9

"Excessive fun"

submission: Learn to Fly !

date: July 5, 2009

Fantastic game... I got to 5,995 feet on the last ramp in 22 days >_<...

Score: 10

"Progressive"

submission: Mastermind

date: July 5, 2009

I like how this started serious and dark, and slowly but surely became more and more absurd until the henchman just walked out.

"You guys like the tits, right?"

Score: 9

"What."

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 3

date: April 7, 2009

What the bloody hell did I just lay witness to?

Score: 7

"Confusion ensued."

submission: Baman Piderman

date: July 6, 2008

I'm not sure I understand what I just witnessed, but it amused me nonetheless. Good show.

Score: 8

"Now this one I liked"

submission: TANKMEN 2

date: September 26, 2007

This was actually funny.

Keep this style up, man. A lot less two-dimensional than the other ones. Approve, approve.

Score: 9

"What am I on?"

submission: kegel: jazz in my ass

date: September 26, 2007

Excellently written and directed.

"What's that noise?"
"Does it sound like jazz?"
"Yes."
"Then it is probably jazz."
"Where is it coming from?"
"My butt."
"...have you seen my GQ?"

Score: 8

"Pretty good"

submission: SpaceShooter

date: June 27, 2007

But instead of the IHJK, set it to what most people are used to, that is WASD.

Or the arrow keys, either way.

No glitches that I could see, and Im sure you've heard enough about sound, so...

Moar!

Score: 5

"Delightfully mediocre."

submission: Pico's Rush to PicoDay

date: April 30, 2007

It just seemed like you wrote a script, blasted it out of a shotgun then put what was left of it back together.

Im sorry, Steve - but combined with lame jokes, shitty sound, mediocre art...not good.

Score: 9

"Individual reviews! >:("

submission: Queers of War

date: January 19, 2007

Tom: A little slow on the idea, but excellent graphics and sound effects. Was still funny, and for some reason I couldn't see it coming.

Dan: My fave. I love your cartoon style. The scene was a little drawn out, but I can see that it was about idle players and Live's shitty connectivity. The ending was fucking hilarious and the sound effects made it the win.

MindChamber: This was the funniest one as terms of penis jokes. The whole chainsaw dick bit at the end was right on the money. Your classic graphic style and good use of sound effects made this a damn good one.

DanMalo: Not so hot...but still good. Casual after-match bar conversation, followed by buttsex. Revenge for Locust killing his best friend? I dont know, I just didnt like it as much as the others. Pretty good drawings, too.

JohnnyUtah: Oh come on. Same crappy jokes and dialogue as Tankmen. Couldn't you think of anything other than this? Really. Excellent art, but this just sucked.

Stamper: Good lord that was horrifying. Typical dressing the hero in total head-to-toe faggotry. I liked the touch of his cock jiggling when the guy around the corner got mutilated. And the naked locust woman was just creepy. Art was, as always, top notch. And the music was absolutely perfect. I love your work, Stamper. Dont stop the faggot train.

Liljim: Short, sweet and unexpected. A cute little short.

So yeah. All around, a top effort. Funny as hell.

Score: 7

"Fast-paced and hardcore."

submission: Defend Your Keg!

date: November 7, 2006

I got to level 15 and score of 56,600. Goddamn, it got damn hard. Them thirsty pricks were suckin my keg like nothing else, it was like the whole college was after it.

Harcore game. Nice and easy for noobs at the start, but it gets harder nicely. I approve! Loved it.