Shadow-XII's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cats Against Humanity]

Welcome back, Dave! The dawn of another retarded saga.

[Icon's Story (English)]

I thought I'd seen this before; I watched your original waaay back in the day. Nostalgic!

[The Portal]

This was funny eight years ago

And it's funny today. It's been a long goddamn time since I watched this, and I still lol'd quite heartily, if only for nostalgia.

My favorite line has always been in the car, after pulling the bug:
"... now that just draws the line." - it's well timed, and Strawberry's flat tone makes it.

[Left 4 Speed 2]

Funny as cancer

I've watched this like seventeen times and it's still funny as hell. It's the voice acting that does it - it's all perfect, especially Coach and Nick.

[Mastermind]

Progressive

I like how this started serious and dark, and slowly but surely became more and more absurd until the henchman just walked out.

"You guys like the tits, right?"

[Charlie the Unicorn 3]

What.

What the bloody hell did I just lay witness to?

[Baman Piderman]

Confusion ensued.

I'm not sure I understand what I just witnessed, but it amused me nonetheless. Good show.

[TANKMEN 2]

Now this one I liked

This was actually funny.

Keep this style up, man. A lot less two-dimensional than the other ones. Approve, approve.

[kegel: jazz in my ass]

What am I on?

Excellently written and directed.

"What's that noise?"
"Does it sound like jazz?"
"Yes."
"Then it is probably jazz."
"Where is it coming from?"
"My butt."
"...have you seen my GQ?"